Will Clean for Cake!

Sure, she looks innocent enough and nice to young children, but...

She's an ANIMAL about tidying up our planet.



Step #1: Pull EVERYTHING out of its hiding spots. At gunpoint, force 9-months-pregnant woman to SORT for hours and hours and hours.



Step #2: Take a photo of said forced work program to document just how HIDEOUS an idea this was.

(See the pain, suffering, anguish and utter readiness to wring J-Crab's necks).

This is why:

He's being an Ass Clown!

Step #3: Forget to pick up child from nursery school at prescribed time (11:30 a.m.) Actually, EVERY ADULT (3 in total) forget.

Step #4: Receive a phone call from his aide's agency at 11:50 a.m. telling you "I had another client and had to leave him in the school office." Crab Queen forgot/was late for the FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS of C-boy's attendance. The shame and horror!

Step #5: GMK and APC fetch said child while CQ calls and mea-culpa's the nursery school director, who assigned the secretary to take him to the playground and be his aide.

Step #6: Spend another 5-hours + on the project with glorious results:

Stocked for 23 hr/wk of home program starting September 2nd.

Step #7: Post evidentiary photos on blog to prove to husband that it is really purged.



Check out that beautiful carpet.

And here's the Sand Crab's formerly overrun-with-toys closet, reverted to a sanctuary of Crabby Tributes and Uniforms. (And a vacuum!)

Proof that APC warrants a pseudonym-mod to "Auntie Awesomeness"!


Statistic: Thus far, in excess of 15 bags of donations made to Autism Spectrum Consultants to supplement some of their clients' programs/playrooms. Much more immediate than a yard sale and much more feel-good than Sand Crab's "Big Orange Chute".

Confessional: Morning outing with J-Crabs, APC, and GMK to Original Pancake House. So I guess there was cake-on-credit. (A Dutch Baby...yummmm).